And now for something different and NSFW

[vickyblueeyez.livejournal.com]

I give you the random Dynasty Warriors story generator (rated R version). The link to the pg one doesn't work for me. http://www.minjanna.com/random/musounator.htm

Post your results in the comments.


The Story of Cao Pi
Cao Pi wnt for the sweet spot with Zhu Rong in Xia Pi during an earthquake. To the disappointment of some he trespassed in forbidden areas, which made him a gay icon. When no one could see him, Huang Zhong moved into hardcore with him in his harem and it made Cao Pi feel sad.


lol whut. Found via tumblr

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[sakichi.livejournal.com]

Sun Ce spanked the spouse of his best friend in his backyard when everyone was watching. Pissed by the event he felt like killing someone, which made him immensely likable. When no one could see, Gan Ning began modeling for fitness magazines with him in Xia Pi after a hasty and humiliating retreat.

...Sun Ce/Xiao Qiao? wtf?