And now for something different and NSFW

[vickyblueeyez.livejournal.com]

I give you the random Dynasty Warriors story generator (rated R version). The link to the pg one doesn't work for me. http://www.minjanna.com/random/musounator.htm

Post your results in the comments.


The Story of Cao Pi
Cao Pi wnt for the sweet spot with Zhu Rong in Xia Pi during an earthquake. To the disappointment of some he trespassed in forbidden areas, which made him a gay icon. When no one could see him, Huang Zhong moved into hardcore with him in his harem and it made Cao Pi feel sad.


lol whut. Found via tumblr

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[samanosukesgirl.livejournal.com]

Zhuge Liang played doctor with his horse in Shu when they were left alone. As he nearly gave up all hope he trespassed in forbidden areas, which made him want to cry. The next day, a mystery woman tried to capture him on the dinner table during a siege.

[samanosukesgirl.livejournal.com]

Ling Tong got married to Zhao Yun on a mountain during his freetime. As if it were a miracle he got a nasty rash, which made him precious to the romantics. Later that day, a pregnant woman fondled him in his bath tub during Ling Tong Northern Expedition.

[donesschen.livejournal.com]

Xiahou Dun vomited on a lowly peasant inside a rabbit hole during war council. While wearing his lucky underwear he got kidnapped and tortured, not knowing what would happen next. Feeling like shit, Ma Chao sent a love letter to him on the dinner table and Xiahou Dun got pregnant.

*CRIES OF LAUGHTER*

[chikyu-star.livejournal.com]

Guan Ping topped a dragon in his bedroom after having too much sex. In the following month he got convicted and was sentenced to 38 years in prison, which made him a gay icon. Feeling frustrated, a dragon huggled him in a haystack and it made Guan Ping feel loved.

...wat.

[sakichi.livejournal.com]

Sima Shi wnt for the sweet spot with a slutty princess in his bed after losing a debate. To the disappointment of some he tried to mend his wicked ways, which unfortunately made him sick. When no one could see him, Wei Yan had anal sex with him at the stables and it made Sima Shi feel so happy.


LMFAO I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE

[sakichi.livejournal.com]

Sima Zhao vomited on a sexy fox demon in a strange foreign land after feeling horny as hell. With the help of 3 male prostitutes he got kidnapped and tortured, which made him cry. Soon after that, Zhang He proofed his oral skills with him behind a tree and soon they got married.

Oh god... I'm in tears over here.

[sakichi.livejournal.com]

Lu Xun inseminated a mysterious monk in Hell after having too much sex. When no one could see he married an alien and it made his fangirls cry. That same night, his grandmother huggled him in his bathroom, not knowing what would happen next.

That is just... creepy. o_o

[sakichi.livejournal.com]

Sun Ce spanked the spouse of his best friend in his backyard when everyone was watching. Pissed by the event he felt like killing someone, which made him immensely likable. When no one could see, Gan Ning began modeling for fitness magazines with him in Xia Pi after a hasty and humiliating retreat.

...Sun Ce/Xiao Qiao? wtf?