And now for something different and NSFW

[vickyblueeyez.livejournal.com]

I give you the random Dynasty Warriors story generator (rated R version). The link to the pg one doesn't work for me. http://www.minjanna.com/random/musounator.htm

Post your results in the comments.


The Story of Cao Pi
Cao Pi wnt for the sweet spot with Zhu Rong in Xia Pi during an earthquake. To the disappointment of some he trespassed in forbidden areas, which made him a gay icon. When no one could see him, Huang Zhong moved into hardcore with him in his harem and it made Cao Pi feel sad.


lol whut. Found via tumblr

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[sakichi.livejournal.com]

Sima Zhao vomited on a sexy fox demon in a strange foreign land after feeling horny as hell. With the help of 3 male prostitutes he got kidnapped and tortured, which made him cry. Soon after that, Zhang He proofed his oral skills with him behind a tree and soon they got married.

Oh god... I'm in tears over here.