My fave WO quotes so far

[poeticsadness.livejournal.com]

Zhang He: You're supposed to be a woman. Where is your femininity?
Ginycho: You're supposed to be a man. Where's your masculinity?

Sima Yi to Zhuge: Even your comments sound condescending, you know that?

Then there is one from Mitsunari describing Cao Pi as a parasite. I love how the SW and DW characters interact with one another.

((sorry for the name butchering))

On a side note since I'm all fangirlie, I wonder if there is some WO doujin out there.

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[turdburgler.livejournal.com]

Ranmaru: I'm as strong as I am manly.
(Me: Haha. Wait, what?)

(Wu stage 1)

[poeticsadness.livejournal.com]

ahaha he actually said that? XD

[fightingoutside.livejournal.com]

That one actually made me die of laughter. XD

[doomhobbit.livejournal.com]

I remember him saying that.

My boyfriend and I just looked at each other, and busted out laughing so hard we couldn't breathe.

[toxic-chocolate.livejournal.com]

Tell me where you got those first two quotes! xD

[poeticsadness.livejournal.com]

i honestly don't remember the level. Zhang he is good for not letting somone pass so it probably was one of those levels.

it's in the shu story line. i took out Xing Cai and replaced her with Ginchy

[moukimokyu.livejournal.com]

WHAT SHE SAID

[poeticsadness.livejournal.com]

somewhere in the shu story line. i switched out xing cai with ginchy

[moukimokyu.livejournal.com]

Oh, cool, thanks. I used Yue Ying for most of the Shu storyline, so that's probably why I haven't hit upon it yet. o.O

[kidezt.livejournal.com]

The first quote of Zhang He and Tachibana, I got from Shu's Stage 2-X, the stage where you unlock Jiang Wei. :)

[geebs.livejournal.com]

I think my favorite so far is:

Lu Meng: Ranmaru, tell me about this Keiji.
Ranmaru: He is a strange man. Wild in battle, yet tender and sensitive in other areas.
Lu Meng: Um, is there something I should know about you two?

I was also amused by this:

Oda: Go! Encircle, eviscerate, and extirpate the odious ophidian!
Huang Zhong: I just don't understand the language of these kids nowadays!

(He considers Oda a kid? I guess Huang Zhong is supposed to be old, but still!)

[kidezt.livejournal.com]

ROFL I remember those conversations. XD;
I actually had to pause and sit with a few good minutes of laughter before continuing.

[turdburgler.livejournal.com]

Okuni has some of the best lines in this game, I think. Maybe it's because SW2 was full of funny Okuni lines since she wasn't playable in story mode.

Okuni: My, what a manly chest you have!
Lu Bu: <something to the effect of: I WILL CRUSH YOU WITH IT>
(on the stage where Okuni gets her Personal Item)

...also...

Noh: That was getting boring. I need some... stimulation.
Lu Meng: Er... I'll see what I can do...
Taishi Ci: Don't look at me, I'm a serious man!
(Wu 3-x, JIAN-YE)

[kidezt.livejournal.com]

Let me correct the first quote.

Wei Stage 2-X (Ginchiyo Tachibana meets Zhang He)

Zhang He: You're supposed to be a woman. Where's your sense of grace?
Tachibana: You're supposed to be a warrior. Where's your sense of masculinity?

XD

*adds on*

Wei Stage 3 (After Battle)

Da Ji: From now on, Cao Pi, I'm going to ask you and Mitsunari to work together.
Cao Pi: So you wish to keep an eye on me.
Da Ji: Not at all! It's just that... You're both so brilliant, I thought it is a match made in heaven, it's all*.
Cao Pi: But you have made a mistake. It is he who should be watched.
Mitsunari: I'd rather be spied on all day than to have to spend all my time with you.
Da Ji: Like I said, a match made in heaven.
(*: *vomits blood*)

(Zhao Yun meets Yukimura)

Zhao Yun: I have heard you might be my match.
Yukimura: I could hardly believe a mindless specter could match me with a spear.
Zhao Yun: Trust in what your spear tells you, I am no specter!
Zhao Yun: Maybe you need convincing.
(ROFL what kind of convincing, Yunnie? XD)


Sengoku Stage 1 (Hideyoshi meets Mitsunari)

Hideyoshi: I'm twice the man you are.
Mitsunari: Well, let's just say it's one a half times to be fair. At least I made it down the evolutionary scale.

Sengoku Stage 1 (After battle)

Huang Zhong: My name is Huang Zhong... And I am- Wait a minute, are you sure you're not related to Cao Cao?
Nobunaga: Who?
Huang Zhong: You know, the hero of chaos? Tall, beard like yours?
Nobunaga: No?
Huang Zhong: Hmmph. You're a deadringer, though. They said he died... But there are some who claimed they saw him at a temple... Honnouji*, I think it's called.
(*This was where Nobunaga died in real history.)
(** The next stage was Honnouji. During the stage, it caught fire. lol)


Sengoku Stage 2 (Hideyoshi meets Xiahou Dun)

Hideyoshi: Cao Cao is certainly an impressive man.
Xiahou Dun: He is the only man fir to rule over this chaos.
Hideyoshi: What are you, in love with the man?

-end quotes-
I know I'm crazy.